Dear diary,
So, it’s the weekend and I decided to chill in the house and listen to some podcasts and one of them really had me entertained. The topic was about employment and the group of three podcasters had a lot to offer and the following are a few key points they discussed:
Anyway, hope this finds you well!!
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Dear diary,
What you do, you motherfucking hommie. Today was huge and a lot went through my mind, I attended the event I had told you about and let me tell you, I met a lot of sluts and fuckers You remember that girl, yeah that one, I saw her and I seriously wanted to fuck her, she was just there dancing and in my mind I was like, this one I will kill her with pleasure. My bad, let me not waste your time with bulshit, it’s good to hear from you. Damn, I saw this bitch I recalled and I was like, you are a blogger, aren’t you? How are you? why so shy yet in your vlogs you are always obsessively talking on the camera. Don’t be shy, girl. It was good to see them all. There was this guy and I went hard on him. I was like, You, don’t be horny over here raising your hand like a slut, relax your horniness my guy, let’s first say hi to the important people first, look, just look at where you are seated, at the back. Things normally start from the front then the middle and finally we can get to you. How dare he raised his hand like that!? And then I was like, “Are you enjoying yourselves? No?” Let me tell you the truth, I thought we would be less than thirty people, only myself and a bunch of you. Look, it’s her? I nicknamed this slut headmistress, (only a few will understand). Don’t be embarrassed, if it happened it happened, right? We can’t take it back! You sucked properly; I did not do it by myself. At that point I felt like embarrassing everyone. Like that idiot, the guy who likes to fuck a lot, It’s the main sport in his community. My friend over there, oh, he is the most married guy in this century. He loves his wife so much he can never cheat on her. Then there was this other guy, I call him Mr. Wanker he came to the show and all he could talk about was how much he likes to wank. I reminisced my ex-girlfriend with whom we vigorously fucked so many times that my dick got bruises Then there is this other guy, very rich guy we met in Dubai but he was brought up in the village you could easily tell by hit table manners. “And you, staring at me, you big titties, come here very first and sit on this dick. Have we interacted before, no? How far did we go? It must be that bad because you just made my trouser puff.” I like this guy, he normally travels a lot unlike most of you who normally see planes on the Instagram pages of your favourite sluts. Look at this three beautiful bitches over there, this ones I will carry them home while drank I went on vacation and whilst there everyone was asking if i will go back to the Unites States? And in my head I was like How does that matter to you? You fuckin idiot. When I came for vacation I did not tell you, so why should I tell you when I am going back, dawg!?! I have always considered myself to be of certain class, you see, I am not the guy to just pick sluts anywhere, I have class. But my class ends when alcohol kicks in, Thats my problem, I really don’t know where I stand. So this time I went to the club and I met two waitresses, actually they were three only that one of them was lactating, so I told the third waitress that I cannot take you with me, I do not want bad luck because of the pregnancy, Imagine we are on threesome and this bitch removes her panties. Anyway, I never knew I liked waitresses until that day. The day I was drunk. That’s what I advise my friend. Maybe you like to squeeze some ass and you don’t even know until you have some beer. That’s what I did. And off we went with the two waitress on a motor bike, and it was so cold I could feel her pussy freeze. Another day I went to an expensive club at the coast, I can’t remember the name, It must be, wait I can’t remember and you fools can’t help me figure it out because you are so broke to afford these expensive hotels. So anyway, slowly I have started to discover myself, I realized the other day I do not like white women at all, and I only discovered that while I was drunk. So like that day I was drank playing pool, you all know how much i like to play pool, because that is what real men do, not watch football between for example Arsenal and Manchester United, that’s nonsense, yeah, you need to mature you dumb fools, mature beyond these stupid shit you people are watching, and you are busy saying Liverpool has won, won what you foolish dawg!? and now we can’t sleep because of your noise, saying things like us as Liverpool, just go and die. Anyway, so this day I am playing pool and a white lady passed by and you could tell she’s trying to seduce me, and yet I have never touched even a titty of a white lady, just like my friend who is still living in the ghetto. How can you touch a white woman’s titty and yet you live in the ghetto. By the way, my friend needs to upgrade his life and travel a bit more, to a place like Sweden or Germany and women might like him and allow him to touch a titty, a titty of a white woman. Maybe he should even begin with the titties of the Indians women first, they are easily available. How long will he live this miserable life. |